16 Weird Things People Have Stuck Up Their Butt

There are a lot of weird things in this world, but can you believe that some things get stuck up in some butts? 

Yep, you read that right. Medical staff have a ‘secret code’ when they have patients come in with an object they have weird things stuck up there.  ‘Social Injury of the Rectum’ it is called – and most of the time surgery is required to remove the object as they are so far up the rectrum they become irremovable.

Why you may ask?

Most of the time the items are inserted for sexual gratification but the items went too far in to be removed.

Here are some of the BIGGEST weird things to get stuck up on people’s butts:

1. A Vibrator – and a Pair of Tongs

When she/he says, “Go deeper”, so you grab the closest thing to you in the heat of the moment. I can’t believe the tongs were included! Or were they just too mortified to go to the Emergency Department and tried to fix it themselves….. hmmmmmmmm

2. A Barbie Doll

“Ill play Ken, you be Barbie”

Poor Barbie, her pretty face was only good for the butthole! Yikes!

3. A Pint Glass

This was a “Yeah The Boys” moment.

4. An Egg?

“It’s for a science project, I swear,” I bet that egg should’ve been hard-boiled after 5 minutes.

5. A Cassette Tape

Gotta preserve the classics. Oooh, diagonal goodness.

 6. A Wine Bottle – and a Coat Hanger

I reckon a coat hanger will do the trick to fish that wine bottle out. Looking at this gave me goosebumps.

7. A Jar of Instant Coffee

Maybe they did a coffee enema – wrong?

Image via Incredible Things

8. An Aerosol Can

Must have been a really big spider that crawled up your arse eh?

9. A Light Bulb

Seemed like a bright idea at the time. Good thing it didn’t get crushed.

10. A Zucchini

11. A Billiard Ball

My head hurts………….

12. Buzz Lightyear

To infinity and beyond. Goodness, I am owned!

Via The Twist

13. An Eggplant

I don’t even know how this is humanly possible.

14. A Fork

 It’s supposed to fork the eggs. Oops, sorry I was just talking about some breakfast-y stuff.

15. A Coke Bottle

The sixty-year-old male had been constipated for days after inserting the bottle and eventually was admitted to the hospital with abdominal pain.  Luckily for the man, medical staff are familiar with these weird things and were able to remove the bottle using extra-long forceps and a type of medical vacuum.

16. A Hand Gun – Loaded

You would have never seen this weird things coming. That Fall Out Boy song is reverberating on my mind when I saw this.  The young woman who inserted this into her lady parts was in jail and didn’t want to be found with the loaded contraband.  Not only did she receive extra time in jail for smuggling the gun in, the gun was stolen so this just added to her sentence.

17. A Live Eel

You read that correctly – a real eel – alive.  When the man reported to the emergency room complaining of abdominal pain – apparently it was the eel biting his colon causing the pain.  Ouch!

Image Via The Journal Surgery

18.  Liquid Adhesive

This 27-year-old male was found to have a solid mass in his rectum that could not be removed.  On closer inspection, it was found that the object was liquid adhesive that had been ‘squirted’ into the rectum using a dual-chambered glue gun which then hardened. Some of the most weird things coming! Ow ow ow ow ow!

Image via The American Journal of Forensic Medicine

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