200+ Slang Words for Vagina

We have 200+ Slang Words for Vagina. Do you label your lady parts? Got a Moniker for your minge?

I have a friend who can’t bring herself to use, as she calls it, “Big People” words for parts of the body, especially ‘Down There’. She generally gives them ridiculous names that you then have to string together to get which part of her lady bits she is talking about. It’s kind of like a game of ‘Guess Who’.

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No, she’s not a host of playschool, she just generally goes varying shades of red if anyone dares to say the word ‘Vagina’, which I do like to slip into conversations just to see her squirm! So it has got me thinking, what do other women call their vaginas?

I had a look to see what the world out there calls their lady bits, some make you cringe and others make you wet yourself laughing. But most would warrant a slap in the face if anyone dared to refer to your va-jay-jay by that name!

Rhinestone Pubic Merkin from Etsy

The Slang Words for Vagina We All Know and Love:

Vag	Pussy	Fanny	Vah-jay-jay
Twat	Private Parts	Nether-Regions	Girly-Bits
Lady-Bits	Smoo	Vulva (technically correct)	Snatch
The Hooded Lady	Cooter	Bearded Clam	Clunge
Birth Cannon	Punani	Puntang	Gash
C*nt (hate that word!)	Moot	Minge	Strench Trench
Muff	Flange	Bush	Bajingo
Box	Hole	Bean	Minnie
Map of Tassie	Mound	Slit	Tail
Pudenda	Genitals

Food-related Slang Words for Vagina:

A Ham Sandwich	Raspberry Cave	The Fur Teacup	Fur Burger
Crumpet	Hair Pie	Beef Taco	Tuna Taco
Furry Taco	Pink Taco	The Meat Massager	Meat Flap
Meat Sleeve	Soft Shelled Tuna Taco	Pastrami Flaps	Peach
Pancake Fold	Badly Packed Kebab	French Fry Dip	Calamari Cockring
Beef Curtains	Meat Curtains	Peaches and Cream	The Honey Pot
Cupcake	Muffin	Cookie	Cherry
Roast Beef Curtains	Vertical Bacon Sandwich	Meat Sleeve	Furry Flounder
Hair Pie	Clack Beef	Sausage Wallet	Banana Basket
Punched Lasagne	Hot Pocket	Jelly Roll

Manky Cringe Worth Slang Names for Vagina

Penis Fly Trap	Stench Trap	Cock Socket	Toothless Blowjob
Dick Diver	Dick Eater	South-Mouth	Cock Sheath
Carnal Curtains	Dick Microwave	Bikini Bizkit	The Danny Devito
Cum Dumpster	Slime Well	Anal Alternative	Jiz Creek
Horny Halo	Semen Locker	Piss Flaps	Whisker Biscuits
One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple Penis Eater	Sperm Jacuzzi	Pimp’s Paycheck	Lesbian Lunch Box
Slobber Pocket	Dick Slit	Penis Parking Lot	Cuntilocks and the Three Hairs
Erection Correction Trench	Bone Collector	Pecker Wrecker	Hatchet Wound
Smush Kitten	Pecker Wrecker	Stinky Pink	Soggy Box
Mangey Mince	Axe Wound	Clown Hole	Cum Bucket
Dick Warmer	Penis Park	Moose Knuckle	The Wizard Sleeve
The Cock Sock	Growler	Sperm Bottle	Goop Chute

Pop Culture Slang Names for the Vagina:

Puss-Say	Clout	Susan	Fuzzy Credit Card
Ariel’s Underwater Treasure Grotto	Sub-Woofer	Fandango	Hairy Potter
Fetus Factory	Foof	Coochie	Sideway Smile
Tunnel of Love	Fur Pipe	Growler	Floss
Pink Velvet Sausage Wallet	What You Had for Breakfast	Bajango	The Tampon Tunnel
Lady’s Low Toupee	The Pink Portal	The Pink Canoe	Lawrence of A-Labia
The Panty Hampster	The Notorious V.A.G.	Vulvarine	The Red Wagon
Mum’s Glovebox	Minky	Area 51	Baby Cannon

Historical Slang Names for Vagina

In the days of ye olde, these were the slang words for vagina.

French Withered Pear	Pie Corner	Nature’s Treasury	Fancy Article
Aphrodisiac Tennis Court	Rosebud	Mount Pleasant	The Mary-Ellen
The Thatched Cottage	Chapel of Ease	Tuppence	Privy-Counsel
Petticoat Lane	Cunnie	Lady’s Coffer	Mrs Fubb’s Parlour
Porridge	Case	Altar of Venus	Phoenix Nest
Placket-Lace	Netherlands	Road to Christening

Prison Slang Terms for Vagina

The Hairy Handbag	The Hairy Purse	The Prison Purse
Prison Pussy	The Hair Pie	The Hot Box
The Pocket Book	Cream Pie	The Sin Flower

Sweet and Tame Slang Words for Vagina

Vaginaland	Foo Foo	Flower	Kitty
Front Bottom	Hoo Hoo	Fuzzy	The Cha Cha
Noo Noo	Minkey	Lady V	Foof
Vahjootz	The Lady Garden	Tutti Fruity	Nub
My Mini	Nunee	Flossy	Gina
Pool of Moisture	Privates	Fajita	Tu Tu
Sheath	Yoni	Wet Curls	Wizz
Bits	Lady Jane	Downstairs	Flappy
The Upright Wink	The Morris Minor	Pee Pee	The Hallway
Non-Na	Pink Pearl	Groin	Crease

Animal-related Slang Words for Vagina

Beaver	The Fox Hole	Hippo’s Yawn	Penis Fly Trap
Camel Toe	Bear Trap	The Bat Cave	Snapper
Fish Mitten	Flap Dragon	Rooster Jaws	Tuna Town
Bunny Tuft	Snake Charmer

Slang Words for Vagina that sound like Mythical Lands

Cave of Harmony	Adams Cave	Altar of Love	Gates of Heaven
Lap Land	Wet Cave	Lady Cake	The Pink Fortress

That’s only a few that are out there, I’m sure most people could add to those. As my friend is my inspiration for me thinking about my lady bits, it’s only fitting I mention what she calls hers! A NONO. I know, right! Sounds like she has a bad stutter. Imagine the confusion of the poor guy she’s with.

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“You can touch my NONO” – was that a yes or a no!?

Or worse still he might think she’s being kinky and wanting him to try it on with her Italian grandmother.