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Ladies, ladies! Isn’t it time to come together and admit to that all-embarrassing sound that comes out of each and every one of you? Queefing, the Robin Williams Special, Cutting the

Please note before reading: my sarcastic tone could not be tamed writing this post. I was recently scrolling through some articles when I found one about what turns on a

I have a reputation in our house of always, without fail, picking shit movies. I don’t do it on purpose. I just seem to be incapable of selecting one that

Ever wondered about your mans willy? Probably not something you would dwell on for to long, but here are some interesting facts about mans best friend, the penis, that you

“I’m having a party” says your girlfriend. Instantly those thoughts of ‘what’s the cheapest item will I be able to buy?’ pops into your mind. Is it going to be

You’re down on your knees, you both know where this is going. As you kiss up his inner thigh you can almost sense the feeling of being watched, but not

How does a good hard shag sound? No strings attached, two single consenting adults enjoying dirty full-on sex without the complications of a relationship? You get all the good stuff,

So I’ve always had a love of any type of dancing; I like to get lost in the music. So when a friend suggested we go to try a salsa