The Bachelorette’s Man Candy

Cock-(snigger)-tail Party

Let the bromance begin.

The guys have some great banter while sizing each other up. I’m waiting for them to whip out their wangs and see who can piss up the wall the highest.

‘Sometimes I feel like I think too much,’ says Blue Steele, ‘But I don’t.’

Richie has a total fangirl moment when Osher graces them with his presence. Osh Kosh explains they are now locked in the Man Mansion for The Bachelorette to exercise her will upon them however she sees fit.

Sam greets the room of guys gushing about how lovely they have been to her with their avalanche of compliments. You deserve it babe!

Speculating how they are going to fairly divvy up time with The Bachelorette, Davey develops Bro Code.

No lunch cutting, hedge trimming or interrupting one on one action.

Dave the plumber and Sam head off for the first one on one chat.

Blue Steele shuns the Bro Code and lingers near the pair, ousting Dave, he slips onto the make out couch with Sam.

Everytime he opens his mouth I want to hurl a spleen.

Micheal AKA David Beckham said some stuff in a chat with Sam, but I was too busy ogling to listen.

Will the weird muso, wins over The Mistress with his little ditty. Straight to that awkward friend-ish zone.

Kayne fails miserably in an attempt at a headstand.

Davey, more annoying than a fishbone stuck in your throat, falls hard for the mistress of the mansion and lands a case of verbal diarrhea.

If it looks like shit and smells like shit, it probably is shit. And whatever Davey’s selling, Sam ain’t buying.

A chat with Sasha turns Mistress Sam to mush and she lobs a rose on his lapel slamming him in the safe zone.

He not only gets a rose for making The Mistress moist, he gets team chanting fist pumps from the blokes. #bromance