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Teacups are so dainty and classy but these ones are definitely not one of your grandmum’s old fashioned collections.
If you love teas and antiques and you’ve got a spanky sense of humour, you might want to own at least one or a set of these hilariously rude teacups that’s been buzzing all over the internet!
These unique teacups are for people who speak their mind. And if you have an uninvited guest or you just want to express your mischief to your friends and family, serve them some scalding wickedness in a cuppa!
1. One warm cup of dick.. I mean, tea.. coming right up!
![Eat A Dick Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/etsy.com1_-1.jpg?resize=500%2C342&ssl=1)
2. What a great way to greet someone
![Whore Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/tumblr.com1_.jpg?resize=500%2C375&ssl=1)
3. A subtle wish for your uninvited guest
![I Hope You Choke Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/DQwlo8LUEAAiD2X-1.jpg?resize=502%2C501&ssl=1)
4. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
![Beheaded Teacup Miss Havisham 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/insult-teacups-saucers-melissa-johnson-21-5a2655ce3f00a__880.jpg?resize=500%2C799&ssl=1)
5. When your guest is meddling in your business
![Kindly Fuck Off Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/boredpanda.com2_-1.jpg?resize=501%2C263&ssl=1)
6. Obviously…
![No One Likes You Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/drwong.live1_.jpg?resize=500%2C500&ssl=1)
7. For that coworker who LOOKS LIKE one
![Witch Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/boredpanda.com3_-1.jpg?resize=500%2C579&ssl=1)
8. Oooh what a hateful word
![Rude Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/hankermag.com1_.jpg?resize=500%2C500&ssl=1)
9. Puhlease…enough of your blahs
![Stop Talking Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/boredpanda.com4_-1.jpg?resize=500%2C500&ssl=1)
10. The face they make when their tea is halfway down and they read this…
![I Could Poison You Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/funnyaf1.blogspot.com1_.jpg?resize=500%2C575&ssl=1)
11. My sincerest request
![Please Go Die Tea Cup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/boredpanda.com5_-1.jpg?resize=500%2C500&ssl=1)
12. Hablas Español?
![Puta Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/i.pinimg.com/originals/5c/aa/30/5caa301243f9a5f94f39ed21eaf4a90e.jpg?resize=500%2C387&ssl=1)
13. Because 2, 3 or more is suffocating! Get out!
![I Fucking Hate People 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/img1.etsystatic.com/170/2/12270842/il_570xN.1154527659_2ibc.jpg?resize=500%2C513&ssl=1)
14. The IDGAF teacup
![Go Fuck Yourself Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/etsy.com2_.jpg?resize=500%2C500&ssl=1)
15. I hate that I have to tell you I hate you
![I Hate You Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/etsy.com3_.jpg?resize=500%2C375&ssl=1)
16. Have some cupcake and then…
![Go Away Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/img0.etsystatic.com/216/0/6126714/il_fullxfull.1277924070_tnfg.jpg?resize=500%2C522&ssl=1)
17. A warm cup for Aunt May
![Thundercunt Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/img0.etsystatic.com/130/0/12270842/il_570xN.997766218_ows9.jpg?resize=500%2C333&ssl=1)
18. Cup sucker or…
![Cock Sucker Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/img0.etsystatic.com/115/0/12270842/il_570xN.995739548_6jyw.jpg?resize=500%2C341&ssl=1)
19. A mild insult to your annoying S.O.
![Insignificant Other Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i2.wp.com/media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/Insignificant-Other.jpeg?resize=600%2C600&ssl=1)
20. Nope, you’re not.
![Not That Pretty Teacup 20 Hilariously Rude Teacups to Serve to Your Unwanted Guests | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/d2isyty7gbnm74.cloudfront.net/unsafe/646x646/https://square-production.s3.amazonaws.com/files/be86bc754565ecee9a542959f23ca69c3e9e864f/original.jpeg?resize=500%2C574&ssl=1)
These not-so-subtly harmless teacups would either make your guests laugh out loud or…leave. But if they get your humour, then you’re up for laughs