28 Mean, Naughty and Shocking Stories On Dirty Little Secrets This Month!

10. “I judge people in public bathrooms”

‘I judge people in public bathrooms, if you’ve used the toilet and just run your hands quickly under the tap you are just as bad as someone who doesn’t wash their hands. Wet hands, apply soap, scrub your hands well, rinse off, dry completely. I don’t know why you wouldn’t. Do you realise how much germs there are on just the lock on the toilet door alone. Think about it, what do people do on the toilet. Wipe the shit off their butt, piss of their fannys, inserting a tampon, and they is always snot on the walls so someone is picking gold nuggets out, and then they open that lock. Gross right. Wash your hands correctly people.”

11. “..maybe the idea of an mmf threesome wouldn’t be so bad.”

“So I woke up this morning, after an amazing sex dream, to feel my husband touching me and lubing me up. We had the best sex and even though the first round was a dream, I feel so sl***y. But in a good way. He “finished” inside me and there’s just so much in there. Thanks to my very vivid dream, combined with reality, I feel like a cum bucket. And now it’s got me thinking maybe the idea of an mmf threesome wouldn’t be so bad. If I can convince hubby it’d be so sexy to be a little cum sponge.”

12. Addicted to smell of poo!

“I am addicted to the sweet smell of my newborn’s poo!!!”

13. “I found a ladies purse at the bus stop.”

When I was 19 I found a ladies purse at the bus stop, I opened it to find over $800 in there, I figured she was rich to have so much money in her purse, do I kept it and went clubbing and bought clothes. Nearly 15 years later and I regularly have over $800 in my purse, but as soon as I go to the Post Office it’s gone. If I lost it, I couldn’t pay my rent or bills. I never thought of that back then, in my stupid head I just saw a great way to dress nice and get drunk. I have since found one wallet and one purse, both times I took them to the Police Station (you have to leave your details) both times the owners rang me to thank me and offered me a reward (the mans wallet could barely close from so many hundred dollar notes). Both times I refused the reward and was met with even more thanks and told what a wonderful person I am… I told them it’s okay, I’m just trying to do the right thing; really I look at it as some sort of redemption.”

14. “..my mum found an envelope with about 15,000 dollars in it.”

“Was just reading the other secrets when i came across the the lady who wrote about finding and keeping the wallet with money in it. When i was younger my mum was struggling really bad as a single mum. We sometimes didnt eat, and often we would sleep in our car if we couldnt afford rent. I remember when i was about 6, my mum found an envelope with about 15000 dollars in it. I remember her sitting in the carpark gutter crying so bad. I was like why you crying for, we can go buy food and clothes and maybe get a toy… mum handed the cash in to the bank. Apparently an old lady lost it- it was her life savings. I never understood as a kid why mum handed it in, when we were so poor. But now as an adult i totally understand. Good on you for changing redemption is always possible”

15. “.. i was almost raped when i was 14.”

“im 24 engaged to the most lovely guy. but i am a virgin. hes happy to wait until we married but i think the only reason we havent yet is because im scared i was almost raped when i was 14 my brother turned up at just the right time…… anyone got tips on how i should just get over this and move on….. i really love this guy”

16. “..we’re too exhausted for sex.”

“Well f**k me. My husbands new job has him working 10 hours a day 6 days a week. By the time he’s home from work and the kids go to bed were too exhausted for sex. And I miss it! I’m so damn horny but we don’t even have the time on the week nights because our kids are so full on! So I’m down to one day a week with his beautiful dick. Grrrrrr”

17. “..after 28 years of marriage I smell a rat.”

“Want adv. My husband went overseas regularly with a female colleague with other colleagues. He left that workplace. Found 7 months of texts, sometimes 7 times a day about work matters, drinks, restaurants and photos of her all made up on nights out. After I found them he swears that they’re just friends but after 28 years of marriage I smell a rat. She’s married too. Vote same for its harmless or omg for they’re definitely having an affair.”

18. “Karma’s a bitch.”

“My husband’s best mate is here. He’s the most disgusting redneck, homophobic, racist, sexist, bigotted person alive. He drops c bombs and f bombs constantly around our very young children and teaches them the most awful things. He told my son gay people are posessed by the devil. Karma’s a bitch, his car was parked out the front and a big ol truck just slammed up the back of it. And they aren’t insured! Where’s your God now di*****d?!”

19. “Dropping my wife off at a bar..She can f**k anyone she wants tonight.”

“Dropping my wife off at a bar tonight, she has no rules. She can f**k anyone she wants tonight, i hope i get some pics!”

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