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27+ Rude Christmas Cards For People You Can’t Stand

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27+ Rude Christmas Cards For People You Can’t Stand

*Sings* “It’s the most wonderful tiiiime of the year!”

Christmas is here and we’re close to falling off our chairs because of giggling too much. Here’s why…

 We found these really honest christmas cards and we have a few people in mind that deserve some rude holiday greetings. lol!

WARNING: Contains strong language

1. Cheeky Santa!

ho ho ho fuck off | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

2. Honesty is key, tell your camel toe gf this Christmas! 

camel toe card | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

3. This one stings a little in this economy. 

too fucking deer | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

4. From one Prosecco lover to another 

prosecco | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

5. Santa’s always watching! 

he sees you when your drinking | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

6. I mean …. you’re game if you can pull this one off 

fat card | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

7. You could probably get away with this one…. its a bit sly

img nynUvFP3 medium | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

8. Send this to all your parent friends, hits home a little too hard. 

img zTb OdHC medium | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

9. Tits the season indeed! 

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10. This one is for a dad! I can hear the knee slapping from here 

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11. Too Rude! 

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12. Excuse me Grandma! 

img UZHL0 7r medium | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

13. To mum, love from your favourite little shit 

img LM81vO7m medium | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

14. The car scent haha

img 23IdsG7Y medium | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

15. New relationship feels

img ZAd9Kpn medium | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

16. Rudie Nudie Christmas tree

img gyaW2NWo medium | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

17. Always with the ducking autotext

img HWTsMYK medium | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

18. Love cats, they give zero f#$%s

img c4ZgMrZC medium | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

19. How Punny 

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20. This is how your animal really feels being dressed up. 

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21. At least they are cute rubbish bins

img MgQ0khon medium | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

22. Hope ya boy can take a joke! 

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23. To the point.. 

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24. Santa is honest

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25. For all our Vegan friends 

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26. For our Grinchys out there 

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27. Jingle Balls to you!

img 7OeKdqeI medium | Stay at Home Mum.com.au


Aren’t these cards nice?

It’s perfect for all your fake friends! bahahaha

27+ Rude Christmas Cards For People You Can't Stand

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