Elf on the Shelf has started popping out in random parts of our house since late September..
Elf on the shelf has always been up to no good anyway. But these photos show how evil and creepy he can be at this time of year – but we can’t help but laugh!
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Are you ready?
It’s that time of year again! Families are getting ready for the holidays. But along with the festive cheer comes a dose of fear for some, in the form of the ever-watchful elf. This creepy little creature is said to come alive at night, watching children in their sleep and reporting back to Santa on their behaviour!
Always up to no good! Leave the mallows alone!
“Elf on the shelf melts snowman….says it was an accident.”
The time when parents all over the country drag out their creepy elf on the shelf and put it in various embarrassing positions around the house. This year, one parent took things too far when their elf allegedly melted a snowman. According to the elf, it was an accident. But we all know that’s not true.
It’s pretty clear that the elf was just trying to get rid of its competition. After all, who wants to be second best to a snowman? The elf is probably feeling pretty good about itself right now. But it’s only a matter of time before the snowman comes back… and he’s not going to be happy.
And now they are on to each other!
The elf on the shelf is a creepy little creature that seems to multiply every time you turn your back. It’s not clear where they come from, but they seem to be spreading like a virus. And each one is creepier than the last. One might be mischievous, while another is always getting into trouble.
But no matter what their personality, they all share one thing in common: a love of tormenting their other selves! If you’re unlucky enough to have an elf on the shelf in your home, be prepared for a battle. These pesky creatures are relentless in their pursuit of mischief and mayhem.
Make sure to check on grandma at all times!
If you have an elderly relative who lives alone, make sure to check on them often, especially if they live far away. It’s that time of year again! The leaves are falling, the pumpkin spice lattes are flowing, and creepy elves are appearing on shelves all over the house.
But this year, there’s a new twist… the elf is sitting on grandma’s chair! Make sure to keep an eye on her at all times, or she might just disappear. And if she does, you’ll have to deal with the elf’s mischievous ways. So whatever you do, don’t let him out of your sight!
I don’t think Elf likes gingerbread houses…
The elf on the shelf is supposed to be a cute little helper that helps Santa keep kids in line. But sometimes, these elves can get a little too creepily dedicated to their jobs. Like the elf that was caught on camera burning gingerbread houses. This poor little elf got a little too enthusiastic about making sure those houses were up to Santa’s standards. Or his. Because, we don’t think he likes that house.
And instead of just eating the houses himself, he decided to set them on fire and send a message to all the naughty kids out there. No word on whether or not this elf is still employed, but we’re pretty sure he’s not on the nice list anymore.
His idea of a naughty trick or treat…
It was the week before Halloween, and everyone in the classroom was getting excited about the holiday. Even the creepy elf on the shelf seemed to be getting into the spirit, as he was constantly moving around and playing tricks on the children. On Halloween day, the elf went all out, leaving candy all over the classroom for the children to find. He even left a special treat for the teacher: a live spider on her desk!
Oh poor Mr. Snowman!
It’s that time of year again. The time when the Creepy Elf on the Shelf teams up with Chuckie the Doll to get rid of the snowman. Again. The two mischievous friends have been wreaking havoc in households across the country for years, and they show no sign of stopping anytime soon! This year, their plan is to use a cheese grater and make ice cubes of the snowman.
He’s ready to go trick or treating!
The leaves are changing colour, the air is getting chilly, and the elf on the shelf is starting to get a little bit…creepy. That’s right, folks – Halloween is just around the corner, and our favourite little elf is getting into the spirit by donning some spooky costumes. Here’s a skeleton elf on the shelf for you.
Here’s an idea for you!
- First, up is a classic: the ghost. Just add a sheet and voila – instant ghost! But this elf isn’t content with just being a basic ghost. Oh no – he’s added a gruesome twist by adding some fake blood stains. Yikes!
- Next up is another Halloween classic: the witch. This costume is perfect for any elf who wants to cast spells and cause mischief. Just add a pointy hat and some green face paint, and you’re good to go!
- Finally, we have the creature from your nightmares: the zombie. This costume is perfect for any elf who wants to send chills down your spine. Just add some torn clothing, and some fake blood, and voila – instant zombie!
So if you’re looking for a little extra holiday fun this year, be sure to keep an eye out for your elf’s latest Halloween costume. Who knows what he’ll come up with next?
Elf on the shelf definitely has friends on the other side…
Creepy elf on the shelf is up to no good again. This time, he’s made friends with some equally creepy dolls on the other side. They’re definitely up to something evil, and I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re planning on taking over the world. But don’t worry, I’ll be watching them closely. I’ll make sure to keep you updated on all their nefarious activities. In the meantime, just be careful around any dolls you see. You never know what they might be up to…
Barbie dumped him so…
Barbie and the elf on the shelf have been through a lot together. They’ve weathered breakups and makeups, but it seems like their relationship is on the rocks again. And this time, Barbie may have bitten off more than she can chew. She’s started dating Ken again and the elf is not happy about it.
In fact, he’s so upset that he’s taken matters into his own hands-literally. He’s cut off Barbie’s head… Break his heart and you’re next.
If you lost a knife you might want to check on the elf…
Like, what if he had your knife? And he was just staring at you with it, making you feel uneasy. Well, that’s exactly what happened to one family. They woke up one morning to find their Elf on the Shelf holding their knife and just staring at them. Needless to say, they were a little freaked out.
They tried to get the Elf to give them the knife back, but he just wouldn’t do it. Eventually, they had to call the police. The police came and took the Elf away, but they still don’t know where their knife is. So if you’re missing a knife, beware of the creepy Elf on the Shelf! He may have it!
Word of advice Jay, you really should say yes to being friends.
Dear Jay, Don’t you just love the elf on the shelf? He’s so cute and friendly, always watching you with his big, round eyes. And you know what they say – watchful eyes are always the creepiest. But that’s okay because the elf on the shelf is just trying to be your friend. Or else.
Seriously though, don’t you find it a little bit creepy that this elf is constantly watching you? He doesn’t blink, he doesn’t move. He just stares at you with those big, glassy eyes. And if you don’t do what he wants, he’s going to tell Santa. So better do what he says. Or else.
But seriously, what kind of friend is this elf? He’s not really there for you, is he? He’s just there to judge you and make sure you’re being good. So maybe it’s time to get rid of him. Or else.
I’d be okay without a gift, though!
Some children have begun to suspect that these elves may have ulterior motives. After all, what kind of creature willingly agrees to sit in the same spot day after day, never moving or speaking? And why do they always seem to be watching us with their beady little eyes? It’s almost as if they’re waiting for the perfect opportunity to strike…
Witching hour!
Got rid of Barbie that fast, huh? The Creepy Elf on the Shelf has a new girlfriend, and she’s a witch! The two of them have been spotted flying around on broomsticks and casting spells on unsuspecting victims. They’ve even been seen sitting in front of a cauldron, stirring it with their long, pointy fingers. If you see them, be sure to give them a wide berth. You don’t want to get caught in their spell!
TRICK OR TREAT?
The Creepy Elf on the Shelf has been getting a lot of attention lately. He’s been spotted sitting on a pumpkin like a pink mummy, and people are starting to wonder what his deal is. Is he trying to be scary? Or is he just really into Halloween? Either way, we can’t help but find him amusing.
C R E E P Y
That’s right, the elf on the shelf is a malicious creature that feeds on human blood. And it just so happens that one of its favourite pastimes is painting portraits with the blood of its victims. So if you see an elf on the shelf in your home this holiday season, be sure to keep your distance. Otherwise, you might just end up as one of its bloody works of art. Yikes!
I think this scene reminds me of a movie…
This one elf seems to have taken its job a little too seriously, dressing up like the iconic horror movie character Saw. The creepy elf has been spotted sitting in various traps, holding a bloody knife and wearing a mask adorned with gruesome teeth marks.
It’s not clear why the elf has taken on such a dark persona, but children (and adults) are advised to keep their distance just in case. After all, you never know when the elf might spring into action and start playing games with your life!
Is that the look you are going for or…
The elf is getting a scary makeover. Creepy elf on the shelf is now dressed up with blood and skin off, and he’s ready to terrorize your home. This gruesome decoration is sure to get everyone in the holiday spirit – or at least make them laugh hysterically.
That’s a lot of trick or treat candy!
One can only assume that the Creepy Elf on the Shelf is up to no good. After all, what kind of self-respecting elf would be caught dead hanging around a bunch of candy? It’s clear that the elf is up to something sinister. Perhaps he’s planning to use the candy to lure children into his workshop, where he will then turn them into toys. Or maybe he’s just really fond of sweets and is hoarding them for himself.
This also reminds me of a scene from another movie…….
It’s about a woman who goes crazy and starts murdering people with an axe. Not exactly a feel-good story. However, the movie is actually quite good. It’s suspenseful and well-acted, and Kathy Bates gives an unforgettable performance as the crazy woman.
I guess what the elf is trying to do is emulate a scene from Misery.
Okay now I am scared……
The elf on the shelf is a sinister creature that spends its days watching your every move. It’s always there, lurking in the shadows, just waiting for you to slip up so it can report back to Santa. But what does this little spy actually do with all the information it gathers?
No one knows for sure, but it’s probably best not to think about it too much. After all, the elf on the shelf is just a harmless toy, right? Wrong. This evil little imp is out to get you. So beware… the next time you misbehave, you may just find yourself on Santa’s naughty list!
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