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15 Hilarious and Naughty Secret Santa Gifts (18+ Only!)

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15 Hilarious and Naughty Secret Santa Gifts (18+ Only!)

Jingle bells, jingle bells! Christmas is just around the corner! Have you done your Secret Santa gift shopping yet? Or are you someone who leaves it all to the last minute?

I bet that there are a few people on your list that are almost impossible to buy for. What do you get for someone who has it all?

Look no further than this list of the incredibly funny (and slightly naughty) presents. You will be sure to find something to suit everyone. Imagine opening one of this Santa gift on Christmas morning; fun for the whole family I say. Just make sure that the gift recipient is over 18 and has a wicked sense of humour.

Unless of course, you’re up for some hilarious Christmas shenanigans and in that case, gift one of these to your mother-in-law just to make the day interesting.

Here Are Your Naughty Secret Santa Gifts!

1. Hung by the Balls Air Freshener

Something a little silly and quirky!

Disclaimer: Does not smell like balls

balls | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

2. Vintage Novelty Risque’ Salt and Pepper

Grab ’em boobies! A naughty secret Santa gifts that even foodie will love.

15 Hilarious and Naughty Secret Santa Gifts (18+ Only!) | Stay At Home Mum

3. Clone-a-pussy

Capture your intimate moments with the Clone-A-Pussy vagina casting kit, allowing you to immortalize your vaginal lips in body-safe silicone from the comfort of your home. iI’s a sexy and playful way to be the life of the party with everything you need included in each kit.

Screenshot 2023 11 14 at 11.25.24 am | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

4. Eat a Dick: Chocolate Dick in a Box

Eat a Dick does all of the talking so you don’t have to! Chocolate in the form of a veiny, anatomically realistic penis and testicles, fashioned from delectable milk chocolate.

eat dick | Stay at Home Mum.com.au
Chocolate Dick in a Box | Stay At Home Mum

5. Squishy Balls

Get your frustrations out with these squishy balls!

squish balls | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

 

6. The Big Penis Book 3D

Someone please buy this for me, so funny! Big penises popping out at you! *Squealing*

15 Hilarious and Naughty Secret Santa Gifts (18+ Only!) | Stay At Home Mum

 

7. Blow me massage Candle

Nothing subtle about what this candle means!

blow me candle | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

8. Better Than Dick

This actually made me spit my coffee out, I’m a little immature but this is pretty funny! Imagine getting your morning coffee with this written on it.

better than dick | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

9. Clone a Willy Original Silicone Hot Pink

Clone-a-willy’s penis casting kit capturing all the incredible life like detail, a very personal gift! So thoughtful haha

willy | Stay at Home Mum.com.au

10. Jewelled Metal Beginner’s Butt Plug

A little one that can spice up any night! Who wouldn’t want that!?

Jewelled Metal Beginner's Butt Plug | Stay At Home Mum

11. Let’s F*ck Card Game

Looking for a little of spice in the bedroom? You don’t need words with this one, just pick a card and play!

15 Hilarious and Naughty Secret Santa Gifts (18+ Only!) | Stay At Home Mum

12. Doc Johnson Black Thunder Realistic Vac-U-Lock Dildo 9 Inch

Bring your penetration dreams to reality with this ultra-thick, ultra-long dildo that was moulded straight from porn actor Black Thunder’s cock and balls. A veined shaft and a beautifully curving length give it a great form to provide you with a sensual experience like no other!

Doc Johnson Black Thunder Realistic Vac-U-Lock Dildo 9 Inch | Stay At Home Mum

 13. This is F#cking Delicious Oven Mitt

Mom will love a funny Mother’s Day gift from you! It comes with a convenient hook so that your mother may hang it in the kitchen when she isn’t using it to get you something sizzling hot and wonderful from the oven.

This is F#cking Delicious Oven Mitt | Stay At Home Mum

14. Jesus Soap – Wash Away Your Sins

Too many sins in this life and a good Holy-moly Soap comes to the rescue!

Jesus Soap | Stay At Home Mum

15. Bathmate Hydromax Penis Pump

The hydraulic penis pump runs on water pressure rather than air pressure, which may aid in the prevention of penile engorgement— a Santa gift that everyone will love! *winks*

Bathmate HYDROMAX7 Penis Pump Clear 5-7 Inches | Stay At Home Mum

We absolutely love the idea of these naughty Christmas gifts.

Spice up your Christmas day and spread some merry mischief! Gift some jolly genitals and let the fun begin. Merry Christmas!

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