10 Dirty Weekend Escapes in Melbourne

So you and your partner or just you want to get away from the hustle and bustle of daily life, and have a decadent escape somewhere you can relax in luxury in style, and hopefully ‘Get it on!’ a dirty weekend?

Melbourne is a fabulous choice. It has the best restaurants and eateries in Australia. It has lots of chic alleyways to discover, the best coffee in the world and the fashion shopping is amazing.

The list below is the best hotels for a Melbourne dirty weekend escape. The best of the boutique hotels, fancy five-star swanky hotel rooms and the hidden gems where you can hide away from the world in your own romantic paradise!

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1. The Hotel Windsor (5 Star)

Location: 111 Spring Street, East Melbourne VIC

With real old-world charm, The Hotel Windsor is what a traditional old school luxury hotel should be, complete with a ballroom.

The hotel rooms are all very spacious with air conditioning, big-screen televisions, free wifi, minibars and room service is available around the clock.

The hotel is situated within walking distance of the Royal Exhibition Building, Federation Square and the Old Melbourne Gaol.

Best Bit:

The Hotel has a room called ‘The Wizard Suite’, perfect for fans of Harry Potter complete with a secret entranceway, and is the only one of its kind! Get in quick though because it is only available until July 2020

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2. The Park Hyatt Melbourne (5 Star)

Location: 1 Parliament Square, East Melbourne

Decadence is the perfect word to describe The Park Hyatt. Located in the Melbourne CBD, the hotel has 245 luxurious rooms with minibars and in-room dining, premium bedding and marble soaking tubs and rainfall showerheads. There is a spa located within the complex and you can book massages in your room. There is also an outdoor tennis court, a sauna, multiple bars and lounges, a coffee shop and valet parking. The perfect place for a dirty weekend in Melbourne!

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3. The Langham Melbourne (5 Star)

Location: 1 Southgate Avenue, Southbank, VIC

Located close to the Melbourne Convention Centre and the Crown Casino, this swanky but family-friendly hotel is located in Southbank. The hotel has a full service spa, an indoor swimming pool, 388 soundproof rooms all with minibars, bathrobes and slippers, premium bedding and expresso makers. There is also in-room childcare available so you can have some couple time.

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4. The Como Melbourne McGallery (5 Star Hotel)

Location: 630 Chapel Street, South Yarra

The Como is my home whenever I’m in Melbourne – it is just so calming and beautiful! Also perfect for a dirty weekend! The Como is just steps away from the best shopping district in Melbourne and the area is home to multiple award-winning restaurants. Plus located nearby is the Prahran Markets and it isn’t far to St Kilda beach.

The Hotel has 111 guest suites with luxury toiletries and all the conveniences a five-star hotel offers. There is a heated indoor pool, a sauna, a rooftop terrace, 24 hour a day reception and valet parking. All rooms have a monochrome but warm feel and they have the fluffiest bathrobes ever!

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Como Hotel McGallery South Yarra Melbourne

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5. The QT Melbourne

Location: 133 Russell Street, Melbourne CBD

Chic, modern and with plenty of flair, all QT Hotels Australia wide are just fabulous – and perfect for a dirty weekend away. The QT Melbourne is just a ten-minute walk from the Flinders Street Train Station so is perfectly situated for shopping, eating and enjoying yourself and your partner.

With 188 rooms with full facilities, multilingual staff and a coffee bar, you can’t go wrong.

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6. Ovolo Laneways

Location: 19 Little Bourke Street, Melbourne CBD

Ovolo is another hotel chain that has really stepped up with its design, flair and small attentions to detail that makes a good hotel great. Ovolo Laneways is within an easy walking distance of Melbourne’s best shopping precincts and has an on-trend rooftop terrace to enjoy a few beverages.

All rooms have a rain shower!!! Decadence for that Dirty Weekend. Plus the Laneways are close to entertainment, the Old Melbourne Gaol and Federation Square.

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7. Art Series – The Cullen

Location: 164 Commercial Road, Prahran, South Yarra, Melbourne

The Cullen is an Art Series Hotel located in the very swanky South Yarra area of Melbourne, right near Toorak. This hotel is hip and now, it has amazing modern designed rooms and is close to the most amazing eateries and fashion shopping Melbourne has to offer.

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8. Art Series – The Olsen (5 Star)

Location: 637-641 Chapel Street, South Yarra, Melbourne VIC

Another of the fantastic Art Series Hotels, The Olsen is also located in the shit hot area of South Yarra. The Olsen has a swimming pool, a beauty centre and modern chic rooms. The hotel offers valet parking, babysitting services, currency exchange and 24 hour a day reception.

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9. Zagame’s House (4.5 Stars)

Location: 66 Lygon Street, Carlton, Melbourne

Zagame’s provides modern and upmarket romantic accommodation perfect for getting away for a dirty weekend in Melbourne. Located close to the Melbourne Central Railway Station, the hotel was built in the 1960’s and was recently refurbished to provide every comfort available for couples.

All rooms are air-conditioned and have sound-proof windows for a good night’s sleep or to muffle the sounds of your dirty weekend. The rooms all contain a coffee maker, a fridge and free wireless internet.

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10. The Westin Melbourne (5 Star)

Location: 205 Collins Street, Melbourne VIC

The Westin Melbourne is a luxurious hotel close to the Regent Theatre and Flinders Lane. The Westin is a super-romantic hotel with an indoor swimming pool, fluffy bathrobes, free toiletries, in-room safes and a world-class restaurant in house.