15 Bizarre Vagina-Themed Products You Can Buy on Etsy

Whether you have one or not, vaginas are something to celebrate!

Why? Well, for starters, out of all the parts of a woman’s body, it’s only the vagina that can push a human being the size of a giant watermelon out of it! And most believe it’s the sexiest and most beautiful part of a woman’s body (don’t we all agree to that?).

So, it’s just right to celebrate our vaginas, vulvas, vajayjays, lady bits, hoo-hah, nether regions, or whatever you want to call it!

If you’re up for it, or you know someone who might love owning vagina-themed things, we’ve found some pretty amazing vagina-themed products that will surely excite!

1. Vagina Earrings

**SHUDDER** I don’t know who in their right mind would buy such a thing, Vagina Earrings! WTF. The vagina is hardly attractive enough to memorialise and wear in on one’s lobes.

Grab it here

2. A LGBT Rainbow Merkin

Surprise your partner and spice up your sex life with this high-quality LGBT Rainbow Merkin. Show your pride by wearing rainbow!

Grab it here

3. Uterus Cookie Cutter

C’mon kids, let’s make womb biscuits!

Grab it here!

4. The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas

Definitely not a children’s book, this Big Coloring Book of Vaginas has unique and beautifully illustrated vagina fun puzzles and games every adult will love!

Grab it here

5. Vagina Brooch

Wear this felted ‘curly vagina’ brooch proud and loud!

Grab it here

14. Felt Vagina Ring Holder

Your rings will always be in good vagina… err… hands.

Grab it here for $53.01

15. Vagina Lollies

Give some love to these handmade white chocolate vagina lollies! Nothing sucking on a vagina lol

Grab it here for $8.25

Do you fancy these vagina-themed products?