55 Gallons of Lube
For those folks who have a really big weekend planned with their significant other (and anyone else who wants to join in), this is a must have. This barrel of natural, water-based lubricant, is ideal for your next wrestling match, and only weighs 500 pounds. It comes with a lube pump as well, so you won’t get your hands dirty. Users should note that the product isn’t kosher (it’s used for porking after all), but if you spill it in your driveway there’s no limit to how many cars will fit in your garage. Play safe!