Boyfriend Pillow
Marketed as ‘the original arm snuggle companion pillow’ this bed accessory is every lonely girl’s dream. For just the fraction of the cost of maintaining a real-life boyfriend, you can enjoy the snuggling comfort of a man in bed. Although it might not have the weight of the real deal, it’s soft and comfortable, and doesn’t care what you do with your time. Also available in the ‘girlfriend’ variety, with all the lumpy extras, this is the pillow your lonely heart has been waiting for.