Black Toilet Paper
This is for all those people who’ve ever wanted their toilet paper to match their level of class. Yes, the Renova Toilet Paper is black tissue roll that is apparently “like a Tuxedo for your anus”. Exclusively used by the Dark Lord of the Sith in his personal toilet chamber, it’s sure to make an impression on any guest who visits your loo. The only issue reviewers seem to have with it is”¦ how can you tell if you’re done?