Canned Unicorn Meat
If you ever wanted to know what rainbows, hopes and dreams taste like, this is the product for you. Produced by the funny guys at Thinkgeek, this canned unicorn meat is now available at any computer near you. Having a look at the customer question and answers, it looks like there are a few things to consider. Long-term consumption of the meat will leave customers pooping edible rainbows, and although this variety isn’t gluten-free, the organic stuff is. Whether you can find it fresh is another matter. But seriously, it’s probably better you don’t eat this.