25 Hilarious Wedding Cake Fails

Wedding Cake Fails are hilarious – unless it happens to you.

Anyone who’s had a wedding knows that you pretty much sweat bullets until the day is done. You spend so much time worrying about possible imminent disasters that it can inhibit your enjoyment of the day. So what happens when your eating, drinking and being merry is gatecrashed by your wedding cake that looks like a prison inmate dug his escape tools out of it using his bare butt scratchers?

I don’t know about you but I’d flip my lid and wave my finger round to the tune of, ‘Hell no!’

These cakes will make you say “WTF?!”

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EPIC FAIL #1

That must have been some epic overgrown garden to need a congratulatory cake to celebrate their ‘weeding’. Cake art 101, spell check it before you go wreck it. I wonder if it is a Brownie Cake?

EPIC FAIL #2

There’ll be no refund for this one. It must have been made as a favour by a colour blind family member or family ‘friend’ who raided their 25-year-old stash of dusty fake flowers. If that’s sponge cake under all that vile yellow icing, it ain’t looking so spongey.

EPIC FAIL #3

Did we need a snack en route? Why is part of this cake missing? Is it supposed to be? I don’t understand. I definitely think it needs more rose petals to cover, well, all of it.

EPIC FAIL #4

Cake ‘o’ cocks anyone? Ooh look that one at the top has a little twist to the side for that hard to reach spot… Wink!

EPIC FAIL #5

Whoever left the cake in the back seat of the car is either getting the sack or written out of the will after delivering this hot mess. I’m melting…

EPIC FAIL #6

‘Literally just write “wedding cake”‘ Who ever handed out those instructions had a very clear understanding of the potential and then actual outcome. #FacePalm

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EPIC FAIL #7

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I’m going to take a stab at where I think this leaning cake trend went pear-shaped. When the couple standing behind it didn’t lean with it, like the leaning tower of Pisa to make it look straight.

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EPIC FAIL #8

Forever shall we be betrothed and accept one another for better or worse, richer or poorer and heinous PMS.

EPIC FAIL #9

When I get a wedding cake I’m going to want an impostor Madame Tussaud’s to make me a cake of people who aren’t even me. Seriously – who are they???

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EPIC FAIL #10

Taking antiquated gender roles to new levels marrying the Broom.

EPIC FAIL #11

High five for recycling old tyres and bringing together the passions of the couple to be wed. Even if it is in the classiest most subtle way possible.

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EPIC FAIL #12

I’m beached as bro. Clearly no one shielded the cake when it got windy at the beach because some hermit crabs have taken up residence.

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EPIC FAIL #13

I CAN’T EVEN…

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EPIC FAIL #14

Is this a wedding cake or a sperm covered baby shower cake? I don’t remember butterflies getting a mention in our Reproductive System Class. Now, I’m confused. Either way it’s really straight!

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EPIC FAIL #15

I imagine when the couple went over the brief for their wedding cake with their cake decorator they asked to be immortalised atop 3 tiers of edible maxi pads.

EPIC FAIL #16

Bob The Builder wants his bolts back.

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EPIC FAIL #17

Any car enthusiast will be nodding their heads with a monosyllabic grunt of approval. That is one right off attempt at a stack of tyres.

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EPIC FAIL #18

I’m WTFing all over this one. What is it supposed to be? Mind you the bride and groom on the top look like characters from The Godfather.

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EPIC FAIL #19

If I went on an acid trip, this is the exact cake I would hallucinate. Psychedelic blue/green waves with misty white peaks and a cascading vomit of outdated burgundy chrysanthemums and babies breath.

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EPIC FAIL #20

Taking traditional vows to a literal, edible and creepy new level. Some pretty mad cake making skills though!

 

EPIC FAIL #21

There’s quirky and then there’s just plain wrong. This one is plain wrong. I’d like to think the baker had the time of their life making this cake, though!

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EPIC FAIL #22

Listen, I find Furbies cool but I don’t want them on my cake. I relate to Daria on a spiritual level but I don’t want her anywhere my cake. Just because you like a certain movie character doesn’t mean they have to be on your wedding cake. I think?

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EPIC FAIL #23

There’s just so many things that are wrong here, I don’t even know where to begin! I’m just laughing because I would not accept this cake on any occasion at all.

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EPIC FAIL #24

Is there supposed to be a hidden Mickey around here somewhere? Am I supposed to spot a sexual innuendo? I think the shells should be giving me a hint of some sort, but I don’t know, it’s not working?

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EPIC FAIL #25

The intention is there… but yeah… nope!

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Which wedding cake fail is your favourite?