13. Stool Sample Analyst
And by stool I’m not talking furniture.
You think shitting in a jar was bad pity the person who them has to poke and prod at it in the lab.
Enough said.
14. Forensic Entomologist
What is this — I hear you ask?
Well it’s the study of insects in relation to a crime.
They are the ones who study rotting corpses and insects found within them to solve the cause of death.