11 Conspiracy Theories and Shady Rumours

7. The Illuminati

A secret sect, founded in Germany in the 18th century, which conspiracy theorists believe, control all world events (they must be very, very busy) including wars past and present and once included members named Stalin, Hitler, and the Rockefeller family. The Rockefellers gave Hitler oodles of cash, and being that they were of the same bloodline, this stands to reason.

The Illuminati celebrity (alleged, this is a secret sect, mind) members list, in the present, is a mile long, including Beyonce, Jay-Z, Halle Berry, Lady Gaga and most disconcertingly Kanye West and Justin Bieber. Not picky these days it seems. One lucky lady to being directly in the CT’s line of fire is the ever-giving Angelina Jolie.

Angelina Jolie has long been associated with the Illuminati. They say her film “Tomb Raider” was largely based around an Illuminati filled storyline. More recently, Angelina decided to undergo a double mastectomy, which has been viewed as a larger plan to benefit the Illuminati.

Her decision to have the procedure coincided with a Supreme Court ruling to approve the BRCA1 patent which tests for the genetic possibility of breast cancer in women. If women embrace this BRCA1 test, Illuminati run pharmaceutical companies stand to make billions of dollars in profits.

Of course, that’s why she chose to have her breasts surgically removed and endure the painful healing process, only to have another painful operation to cosmetically restore her bosom and once again recover..for the Illuminati.

Now, have you heard that the Illuminati are in cahoots with the Freemasons?

8. The Freemasons

The global takeover conspiracy theory has the Freemasons all wrapped up with the Illuminati seeing that the Illuminati descended from the Freemasons. Others will have it round about. Either way, the CT’s longest running hot topic is that the Freemasons’ main objective is to control the world under a one world government or that they have already established such a government.

The incredibly powerful members list, past and present, of this five-century-old society, includes Ben Franklin, George Washington, Mozart, Mark Twain, Winston Churchill, J. Edgar Hoover, Rev Jesse Jackson, Scottie Pippen, Bill Clinton, Shaq O’Neill, Sir William McMahon, Sir Bob Hawke, Yasser Arafat, King Hussein and The Duke Of Kent. Quite the line-up, but even so, the fraternity denies the desire to control the New World Order.

CT’s have also pegged the Freemasons to have faked the Apollo Moon landing, be avid satanic worshippers, control Hollywood and are waging a war on Christianity and Islam, all at the same time.

Shroud yourselves in secrecy and people are going to talk”¦just saying.