20 Hilarious Things Non-Parents Have Said To Parents

20 Hilarious Things Non-Parents Have Said To Parents

OH MY GOD. Have you ever been left in total shock shaking your head after talking to someone who doesn’t have children of their own?

I mean seriously! Where do they come up with this crap?

“Sleep when the baby sleeps” and “Just pop them in the car and come anytime” are a couple of my all time faves.

I am sure some people honestly believe kids are like a handbag you just grab on your way out the door.

We asked our readers”As a parent, what’s the funniest thing a non-parent has said to parents… or has ever said to you?”

And trust us, you will be shocked by some of the answers.

20 Hilarious Things Non-Parents Have Said To Parents

1. I’m tired… but I said I am tired too ( I have three kids) and she said no you don’t know I work very long hours and it’s not the same.

2. That’s easy solved… get the kids to do it.

3. Someone once compared my baby to her cat.

4. My kids would NEVER act like that in public. They will know better.

5. My kids will never tell me no.

6. I’m so busy….

7. Do you dye your baby’s hair blonde?

8. What do you do all day?!

9. I’m so tired. My puppy is like looking after a newborn.

10. I booked a table for all of us for dinner. Booking is for 9pm.

11. Kids should be skinny.

12. Just leave her in the car asleep while we go to the movie?

13. Can’t he just play quietly!

14. Just make them go to sleep.

15. You need to be more organised.

16. Just get a babysitter from a newspaper ad.

17. I suppose your mum will have to look after him now.

18. Our routine won’t change because of the kids.

19. I will never share my food with my kids.

20. They get easier as they get older……

What is the funniest thing a non-parent has ever said to you?