A clever mother has made a hilarious letter to the tooth fairy after her youngest daughter accidentally swallowed her older sister’s missing tooth.
Simmone Wetzler, from NSW, has written the letter to pacify her seven-year-old daughter Zahlia, who left her baby tooth in a glass of water after losing it before school.
She later learned that her two-year-old daughter, Paiton, accidentally swallowed Zahlia’s missing tooth.
So, she decided on an ingenious way of easing her older daughter’s distress — by writing to the tooth fairy that Paiton was a ‘thirsty little lady’ and ‘drank the water,’ ingesting the missing tooth whole.
Ms Wetzler also added in the handwritten letter posted on Facebook, that the task of digging around Paiton’s faeces will be left to the mysterious tooth fairy. “She has done a poo since then but I’m leaving the digging for you!” she wrote. “I’m sure you have the magic for that sh*t (pun intended).”
The mum-of-three also asked if the money could be left on the table in an attempt to appease her daughter. “If you could just leave the money on the bench that would be awesome you little legend,” she wrote.
The letter reads:
Dearest Tooth Fairy,
Today my daughter Zahlia lost her tooth.
But the reason I’m writing this letter is because her little sister Paiton ate it!!
You see Zahlia lost it before leaving for school, so I told her to leave it on the bench (rookie error).
Her little sister being the thirsty little lady she is drank that water and the tooth!!
She has done a poo since then but I’m leaving the digging for you.
I’m sure you have magic for that sh*t (pun intended).
If you could just leave the money on the bench that would be awesome you little legend!! Happy digging.
Love always and forever,
Simmone (a mum who don’t do sh*t)
PS. It’s in the bin outside cause it stinks.
Good job, mum!
Source: Dailymail.co.uk
