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9 Things Mums Talk About That Work Effectively As Contraception

Oceana Setaysha
· September 25th, 2015

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9 Things Mums Talk About That Work Effectively As Contraception

2. Oh kids are so great, I can’t wait until you have them. Hold on, I can smell shit.

Ah yes, the smell game. I admit I do feel a little left out when I’m in a group of mums and someone smells the dookie. As they all search wildly among their brood for the source of the smell, I’m left to sit there and not have my nose up a baby’s crack. Oh wait, that’s what I want! So while you’re trying to figure out which spawn blew a crap gasket this time, let me just enjoy the pleasant smell of warm croissants and freedom.

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Oceana Setaysha

Senior Writer A passionate writer since her early school days, Oceana has graduated from writing nonsense stories to crafting engaging content for...Read Morean online audience. She enjoys the flexibility to write about topics from lifestyle, to travel, to family. Although not currently fulfilling the job of parent, her eight nieces and nephews keep her, and her reluctant partner, practiced and on their toes. Oceana holds a Bachelor of Arts with a major in Writing and Indonesian, and has used her interest in languages to create a career online. She's also the resident blonde at BarefootBeachBlonde.com, where she shares her, slightly dented, wisdom on photography, relationships, travel, and the quirks of a creative lifestyle. Read Less

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