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9 Things Mums Talk About That Work Effectively As Contraception

Oceana Setaysha
· September 25th, 2015

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9 Things Mums Talk About That Work Effectively As Contraception

3. Gosh I can’t believe she vomited all over you. Amazing how much they can produce isn’t it?

Yes, it really is amazing. What would be even more amazing would be if you could help me to wipe up, and stop the flow, of this cottage cheese waterfall that’s currently collecting all over my person. The sight is enough to turn me away, but I have to say it’s the smell that really seals the deal. Cute and cherubic though your child seems, and she even giggled as she was vomiting, I am just not at that point in my life.

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Oceana Setaysha

Senior Writer A passionate writer since her early school days, Oceana has graduated from writing nonsense stories to crafting engaging content for...Read Morean online audience. She enjoys the flexibility to write about topics from lifestyle, to travel, to family. Although not currently fulfilling the job of parent, her eight nieces and nephews keep her, and her reluctant partner, practiced and on their toes. Oceana holds a Bachelor of Arts with a major in Writing and Indonesian, and has used her interest in languages to create a career online. She's also the resident blonde at BarefootBeachBlonde.com, where she shares her, slightly dented, wisdom on photography, relationships, travel, and the quirks of a creative lifestyle. Read Less

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