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9 Things Mums Talk About That Work Effectively As Contraception

Oceana Setaysha
· September 25th, 2015

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9 Things Mums Talk About That Work Effectively As Contraception

5. I can’t believe how far my child can spread shit. This morning I had to wipe them from their arse crack to their neck.

Believe me, I’m impressed at this one as well. Just the physical logistics of this defy reasoning, but my urge to have adorable little babies is definitely quashed. I’m currently rendered into a gagging state just by the smell of one nappy being unhinged, let alone the sight of the contents of the nappy turning into a waterfall in reverse.

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Oceana Setaysha

Senior Writer A passionate writer since her early school days, Oceana has graduated from writing nonsense stories to crafting engaging content for...Read Morean online audience. She enjoys the flexibility to write about topics from lifestyle, to travel, to family. Although not currently fulfilling the job of parent, her eight nieces and nephews keep her, and her reluctant partner, practiced and on their toes. Oceana holds a Bachelor of Arts with a major in Writing and Indonesian, and has used her interest in languages to create a career online. She's also the resident blonde at BarefootBeachBlonde.com, where she shares her, slightly dented, wisdom on photography, relationships, travel, and the quirks of a creative lifestyle. Read Less

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