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9 Things Mums Talk About That Work Effectively As Contraception

Oceana Setaysha
· September 25th, 2015

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9 Things Mums Talk About That Work Effectively As Contraception

7. You should have seen what I fished out of my kid’s sinuses this morning. I certainly won’t be eating fettuccine this week!

Mums, let me tell you right now, there is such a thing as too much information. That being said, this kind of information is exactly what I’m looking for after an evening looking at all the tiny versions of clothes they make for babies. Nothing brings a girl back to earth like the thought of six inches of glistening, semi-solid snot being suctioned from the nose of a toddler. As always, you’re nasty but effective.

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Oceana Setaysha

Senior Writer A passionate writer since her early school days, Oceana has graduated from writing nonsense stories to crafting engaging content for...Read Morean online audience. She enjoys the flexibility to write about topics from lifestyle, to travel, to family. Although not currently fulfilling the job of parent, her eight nieces and nephews keep her, and her reluctant partner, practiced and on their toes. Oceana holds a Bachelor of Arts with a major in Writing and Indonesian, and has used her interest in languages to create a career online. She's also the resident blonde at BarefootBeachBlonde.com, where she shares her, slightly dented, wisdom on photography, relationships, travel, and the quirks of a creative lifestyle. Read Less

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