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9 Things Mums Talk About That Work Effectively As Contraception

Oceana Setaysha
· September 25th, 2015

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9 Things Mums Talk About That Work Effectively As Contraception

8. I really think that little Timmy has some kind of fungal infection. Do his neck rolls smell to you?

Firstly, I’m not a doctor so there’s no possible insight I can give you into this situation. Secondly, when did it become normal to ask me to smell your child? That aside this situation is just what I needed after watching your baby laugh. That nearly tipped the scales. But the idea of descending into that smell-obsessed world in which parents live is enough to put a stop to that all together. Instead, I’m going to watch you do a not-so-subtle nappy and neck roll smell test, while I inhale on a morning cuppa.

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Oceana Setaysha

Senior Writer A passionate writer since her early school days, Oceana has graduated from writing nonsense stories to crafting engaging content for...Read Morean online audience. She enjoys the flexibility to write about topics from lifestyle, to travel, to family. Although not currently fulfilling the job of parent, her eight nieces and nephews keep her, and her reluctant partner, practiced and on their toes. Oceana holds a Bachelor of Arts with a major in Writing and Indonesian, and has used her interest in languages to create a career online. She's also the resident blonde at BarefootBeachBlonde.com, where she shares her, slightly dented, wisdom on photography, relationships, travel, and the quirks of a creative lifestyle. Read Less

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