When Swear Mummy Comes Out to Play:
42. “Shit’s about to get real!”
43. “Just cut it out – you are pissing me off.”
44. “Oh FFS!”
45. “Back the Truck Up!”
46. “You’re a F**k Stick sometimes.”
Sarcastic Mummy:
47. “Are your legs painted on?”
48. “What am I? Your servant?”
49. “Shut the door, were you born in a tent?”
51. “If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do the same?”
52. “Do you want some cheese with that whine!”
53. “I am the parent, and YOU are the child…”
54. “Bored? Only boring people are bored!”
55. “Go over there, walk back over here, and let’s do that again…”
56. “What did your last slave die of?”