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56 Things All Mums Love to Say

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56 Things All Mums Love to Say

When Swear Mummy Comes Out to Play:

42. “Shit’s about to get real!”

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43. “Just cut it out – you are pissing me off.”

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44. “Oh FFS!”

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45. “Back the Truck Up!”

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46. “You’re a F**k Stick sometimes.”

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Sarcastic Mummy:

47. “Are your legs painted on?”

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48. “What am I? Your servant?”

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49. “Shut the door, were you born in a tent?”

download (4)50. “Let’s try this again.”

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51. “If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you do the same?”

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52. “Do you want some cheese with that whine!”

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53. “I am the parent, and YOU are the child…”

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54. “Bored? Only boring people are bored!”Stay At Home Mum

55. “Go over there, walk back over here, and let’s do that again…”

alse9mwbrqlembq1kgbm56. “What did your last slave die of?”

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Which of these mum sayings have you said to your kids?

Jody Allen
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Jody Allen

Jody Allen is the founder of Stay at Home Mum. Jody is a five-time published author with Penguin Random House and is the current Suzuki Queensland Amb...Read Moreassador. Read Less

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