16. “How often I’d sniff someone else’s butt.” — Amanda Gregory
17. “How I’d be able to let a urine patch dry on my jeans rather than getting changed and adding to the already huge laundry pile.” — Victoria Louise Richardson
18. “How much a toddler likes the sound of their own butt 😂” — Jodi Wesker
19. “Actually…… I didn’t know that babies farted. I was quietly impressed at the epic ones my newborn son could produce – sadly it’s not a trait he has grown out of. He is 22 😑” — Megan McDonald