40 Ways To Procrastinate Instead Of Doing Housework

29. Put something random of yours for sale on eBay, such as the most irritating toy you own.

Win-win.

30. Learn the lyrics to a complicated rap song and perform it for your children.

31. Use eyeliner to draw a moustache onto your face and then take selfies.

32. Practice writing your name with your non-dominant hand.

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