37. Binge-watch several episodes of your favourite show.
38. Watch a YouTube video tutorial on how to twerk.
39. Inspect your pores in a magnified mirror.
40. Write a one-act play in which you and Ryan Gosling happen to meet in a local park and inevitably fall into a passionate, whirlwind romance.
The benefits of procrastination are having to put off till tomorrow what you could have done today, and you will always be busy. Also, when you actually do get to do the housework, everybody appreciates it so much more!
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