Behold thy master.
“Are my measurements still sexy?”

Please wait, you mofo. Wait, you look full already! *fat cat bites me in the ankle*
via au.pinterest.comNo man, I’m light as a feather. *falls to the floor with a loud thud*
via au.pinterest.comIn 6 months time, this fat cat should be bigger than his human.
via au.pinterest.comI agree!
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