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10 Bad Christmas Presents To Give People You Don’t Like

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10 Bad Christmas Presents To Give People You Don’t Like

Sometimes, we can get gifts where we smile and say thank you though secretly we are thinking, “What in the world?!”

These gifts are on a whole other level…maybe out of this world? Check out the worst and most ridiculous gifts possibly ever given. Or maybe they will give you an idea for a gift to someone – that they will hate!

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Here Are Some Of The Worst Christmas Presents Ever

2023 World’s Greatest Mullets Calendar

  • Price: $26.46
  • Stockist: Etsy

Have a year of epic mullets. Mullets of all sorts. Great for the back of a toilet door – admire mullets every day for 2023.

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I see your Mullet there Sir!

A Toaster Bath Bomb

Now there is a legal way to throw a toaster into someone’s bath!

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Lobster Slippers

Nothing says ‘bad Christmas Present’ like a pair of Lobster Slippers.

You can grab them from Amazon.

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Anti Cunt Medication

  • Price: $9.47
  • Stockist: Etsy

I have a few people in my family that need these!

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Customised ‘Last Fuck’ Candle

  • Price: $9.47
  • Stockist: Etsy

Is your ‘Last Fuck’ on fire? Well, maybe it should be! Great gift for people who have had a horrific 2022 – which is pretty much everyone.

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‘Eat My Ass’ Anus Chocolates

  • Price: $29.95
  • Stockist: Etsy

There are so many people I’d love to buy this for – and send it anonymously. Wish it was really of my asshole, but there is not a great big hemorrhoid hanging off it.

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A Chicken Drumstick Keychain

  • Price: $15.95
  • Stockist: Etsy

Know a person that loves fried chicken? Now they can carry it with them at all times with this Fried Chicken Keychain.

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Cat Bum Crochet Coasters

  • Price: $9.95
  • Stockist: Etsy

The purrfest gift for any cat lover – available in loads of colours!

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Nature’s Dick Pic’s 2023 Calendar

  • Price: $26.26
  • Stockist: Etsy

Not your ‘typical’ nature calendar – no – instead – see all the penis-shaped rocks in nature.

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2023 Pooping Pooches Dog Calendar

  • Price: $23.17
  • Stockist: Etsy

With all the best breeds of dog taking a dump – the perfect calendar to make you smirk.

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Jody Allen
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Jody Allen is the founder of Stay at Home Mum. Jody is a five-time published author with Penguin Random House and is the current Suzuki Queensland Amb...Read Moreassador. Read Less

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