Sometimes, we can get gifts where we smile and say thank you though secretly we are thinking, “What in the world?!”
These gifts are on a whole other level…maybe out of this world? Check out the worst and most ridiculous gifts possibly ever given. Or maybe they will give you an idea for a gift to someone – that they will hate!
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2023 World’s Greatest Mullets Calendar
- Price: $26.46
- Stockist: Etsy
Have a year of epic mullets. Mullets of all sorts. Great for the back of a toilet door – admire mullets every day for 2023.
A Toaster Bath Bomb
- Price: $13.14
- Stockist: The Kern Farm
Now there is a legal way to throw a toaster into someone’s bath!
Lobster Slippers
Nothing says ‘bad Christmas Present’ like a pair of Lobster Slippers.
You can grab them from Amazon.
Anti Cunt Medication
- Price: $9.47
- Stockist: Etsy
I have a few people in my family that need these!
Customised ‘Last Fuck’ Candle
- Price: $9.47
- Stockist: Etsy
Is your ‘Last Fuck’ on fire? Well, maybe it should be! Great gift for people who have had a horrific 2022 – which is pretty much everyone.
‘Eat My Ass’ Anus Chocolates
- Price: $29.95
- Stockist: Etsy
There are so many people I’d love to buy this for – and send it anonymously. Wish it was really of my asshole, but there is not a great big hemorrhoid hanging off it.
A Chicken Drumstick Keychain
- Price: $15.95
- Stockist: Etsy
Know a person that loves fried chicken? Now they can carry it with them at all times with this Fried Chicken Keychain.
Cat Bum Crochet Coasters
- Price: $9.95
- Stockist: Etsy
The purrfest gift for any cat lover – available in loads of colours!
Nature’s Dick Pic’s 2023 Calendar
- Price: $26.26
- Stockist: Etsy
Not your ‘typical’ nature calendar – no – instead – see all the penis-shaped rocks in nature.
2023 Pooping Pooches Dog Calendar
- Price: $23.17
- Stockist: Etsy
With all the best breeds of dog taking a dump – the perfect calendar to make you smirk.