
When Aunt Flo comes storming in there’s only one thing for it:
– Dark humour –
Let’s face it, that bitch can leave us ladies a little cranky, a tad emotional and sometimes unhinged with murderous rage. If we don’t distract ourselves with humour, whoever is closest to us will endure the wrath of the Red Barron. Either that or you’ll burst into tears because some insensitive bastard ate the last of the cookies and cream Ben & Jerrys. Then it’s time to execute plan B, spooning Nutella directly from the jar.
1. I don’t know about you but my tampons stopped being ‘thin’ when I resumed my menstrual cycles post baby. Go to super. Directly to super. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

2. You’re never quite sure if you’ve pissed yourself…
