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Mondegreens, The Song Lyrics You Thought You Knew!

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Mondegreens, The Song Lyrics You Thought You Knew!

‘Big ol Jed had a light on’ Steve Miller Band

‘Big old jet airliner’

‘Where’s your cornbread muffin?’ Metallica

‘Where’s your crown king nothing?’

‘The girl with colitis goes by’ The Beatles had us singing about inflammatory intestinal disease

‘The girl with kaleidoscope eyes’

‘It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not’ if you say so Bon Jovi..

‘It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not’

‘I’ll never leave your pizza burning’ The Rolling Stones

‘I’ll never be your beast of burden’

‘When I grow up, I wanna have boobies’ The Pussycat Dolls (who have since purchased their boobies)

‘When I grow up, I wanna have groupies’

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‘The crossed-eyed bear that you gave to me’ Alanis Morissette

‘The cross I bear that you gave to me’

‘Four legged woman’ Bee Gees

‘More than a woman’

‘Climb every mountain’ Whitney Houston

‘I’m every woman’

‘Dude, a little dance, make a little rum, Italian ice!’ KC and The Sunshine Band

‘Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight’

‘Do the lucky lady’ Aerosmith say what?

‘Dude looks like a lady’

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‘Dirty deeds and they’re done to sheep’ AC/DC and it’s just wrong, I know!

‘Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap’

‘Give me the beach boys and feed my soul’ Dobie Gray’s Drift Away

‘Give me the beat boys and free my soul’

‘Hang on stupid, hang on’ The McCoys (hahaha hahaha)

‘Hang on Sloopy, hang on’

‘I wanna know, have you ever seen Lorraine?’ Creedence

‘I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?’

‘In-da-gadda-Davita, honey’ Iron Butterfly (this one will stick in your head)

‘In the garden of Eden, honey’

‘Last night I dreamt of some bagels’ Madonna gets brekkie on the mind

‘Last night I dreamt of San Pedro’

‘You made the rice, I made the gravy’ Billy Joel

‘You may be right, I may be crazy’

‘You picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel, four hundred children and a cop in the field’ Kenny Rogers

‘You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille, with four hungry children and a crop in the field’

‘Went to a dance lookin for a man, saw Barbara Ann so I thought I’d take a chance’ Beach Boys really taking a chance alright!

 

‘Went to a dance lookin for romance, saw Barbara Ann so I thought I’d take a chance’

That last one had me giggling trying not to wake the house up!

Have you ever had a Mondegreen moment?

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Shelley Gilbert

A mum of two, full-on but super cute little boys, Shelley is completely addicted to gentle attachment parenting, loves baby-wearing, fills the role o...Read Moref jersey cow for her youngest child, inhales books about child brain development, is happily married to her partner of 13 years and gets amongst it with the 4 yr olds on kindy parent days. Having worked in all areas of pharmacy her favourite part is - you guessed it- helping people. She is a Cert III Dispense Technician, has a Diploma of Business Management and has clocked up a whole lot of life experience that is giving her a great edge for writing for Stay At Home Mum. Read Less

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