
72) Green smoothies are gross despite their acclaimed health benefits.

73) Having the shits from that stupid cayenne pepper, maple syrup cleanse.

74) Two people. Three Tim Tams balls.

75) A wine glass won’t refill itself.

While our first-world woes are real and often very frustrating they remain trivial in comparison to the many underprivileged people not only in the third world, but also in our own backyard.