Lingerie for Men is Startlingly Unsexy
Just when you think you have seen it all, something comes along that just makes you go, WTF!. Now everyone is different, and if a fella wants to wear lingerie – go for it – but it certainly isn’t for me… I’ll take naked, please.
But just in case you are curious about it – here is some good men’s lingerie, and the startlingly unsexy men’s lingerie… that makes you gag a bit…If nothing else its good for a giggle!
HOT!
The package is tucked away, sure, it’s red and lacy – but it’s kinda classy. Yeah – this is okay….. I wouldn’t run out of the room screaming that’s for sure!
Stockist: Lovehoney
LHM Red Lace Boxer Shorts from Lovehoney
NOT HOT!
No……. Barfff. There are pubes flying everywhere here – and I just know a ball is going to fall out at any second.
- Stockist: Etsy
- Ships from: United States
HOT!
If men are going to go lacy – this is kinda hot. Accentuates the abs and you get to see just a little bit of skin….. Bit dark and dangerous – a little ‘Jersey Shore’, but acceptable.
Stockist: Lovehoney
Svenjoyment Men’s Black Wet Look and Lace Shirt from Lovehoney
NOT HOT!
Dear Lord! But if he has a great set of abs – well okay….
Stockist: Spangla
Mens Mesh and Lace Camisole from Spangla
HOT!
Okay – so he is dressed up like a Gladiator. I dig it. Dress ups are hell fun.
Stockist: Lovehoney
Gladiator Costume from Lovehoney
NOT HOT!
Erotic Knitted Elephant Underpants. Just say no!
Stockist: Etsy
HOT!
All fireman are hot. Even if they are just dressed up as a fireman. Even old crusty firemen are hot. MEOWWWWWW
Stockist: Lovehoney
Fireman Outfit for Men from Lovehoney
NOT HOT!
Sparkly Men’s Panties. My eyes!!!! Burn them out so I can unsee this travesty!
Stockist: Etsy
Brazilian Men’s Panties from Etsy
HOT!
Ohhh I want to unzip it and see what’s there!!!!! It’s the element of surprise – the perfect type of Men’s Lingerie!
Stockist: Lovehoney
NOT HOT!
Hot or not is in the eyes of the beholder – and to tell the truth this would kinda be cute on a man’s wedding day!
Stockist: Etsy
Men’s Bridal Thong and Garterbelt from Etsy
HOT!
Ohhhh bit of dark BDSM there. Leather and lace – buckles and steel.
Stockist: Lovehoney
Male Power Jouster Pouch Thong from Lovehoney
NOT HOT!
I don’t know in what universe Nicolas Cage’s face would be hot on a pair of men’s undies – but different strokes for different folks!
Stockist: Etsy
Nic Cage Panties for Men from Etsy
HOT!
Well, I never thought that stockings and suspenders made of pleather would be a turn on – especially on a man – but this is pretty sexy!
Stockist: Lovehoney
NOT HOT!
Hmmm – any lace where I can see your junk is just…. gross. It’s like a packet of sausages that has been dropped on the floor.
Stockist: Etsy
Men’s White Lacey G-String from Etsy
HOT!
A tuxedo is always hot – no matter where it is worn.
Stockist: Lovehoney