Candles, hangers, and a zucchini… Three words I never thought I’d utter in a single breath.
Well, I shall stand corrected!
A popular question in Ask SAHM (originally asked three years ago but is still getting answers today!) goes likes this:
Weirdest thing you have used to masturbate? I have used a really big candle, bed post, and gear stick.
Apparently, there’s no shortage of creativity among our lovely readers when it comes to *ehem* personal pleasure, and we got a kick out of reading all those amusing answers! Oh there are “regular” answers there alright, like dildos, vibrators, and a Sybian — but there are even more answers that are simply out of this world! I think this answer encapsulates the whole thread best:
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 1 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/1.png?resize=600%2C113&ssl=1)
I’m sure you’re dying of curiosity now, so I’ll get started. Here are the weirdest things our readers have used to masturbate!
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 1 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/1.gif?resize=550%2C311&ssl=1)
1. Silky padded coat hangers from dear aunt
2. The hand-held shower head on a “special” setting
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 2 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/2.gif?resize=550%2C308&ssl=1)
3. A frozen hotdog
4. A beer bottle opener that says “Greatest Dad”
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 3 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/3.gif?resize=550%2C328&ssl=1)
5. A Coke can
6. Mother-in-law’s water bottle
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 4 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/4.gif?resize=550%2C310&ssl=1)
7. A knitting needle
8. A string of pearls
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 5 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/5.gif?resize=550%2C311&ssl=1)
9. A bottle of moisturiser
10. A six-pack nuggets
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 6 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/6.gif?resize=550%2C506&ssl=1)
11. A litre bottle of apple juice
12. A ham hock
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 7 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/7.gif?resize=550%2C309&ssl=1)
13. The motherf*cking door knob
14. The gear stick
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 8 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/8.gif?resize=550%2C281&ssl=1)
15. A Christmas bauble
16. An electric toothbrush
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 9 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/9.gif?resize=550%2C308&ssl=1)
17. Boyfriend’s old t-shirt
18. A cucumber
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 10 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/10.gif?resize=550%2C295&ssl=1)
19. A bookmark
20. A pine cone
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 11 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/11.gif?resize=550%2C309&ssl=1)
21. A toy light saber
22. A longneck bottle
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 12 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/12.gif?resize=550%2C308&ssl=1)
23. A curling wand (disclaimer: it’s unplugged)
24. The leg of a chair
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 13 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/13.gif?resize=550%2C310&ssl=1)
25. One of those Kong dog toys
26. The leg of a Ken doll
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 14 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/14.gif?resize=550%2C407&ssl=1)
27. Running bath water
28. Raspberry-flavoured Zooper Dooper
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 15 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/15.gif?resize=550%2C564&ssl=1)
29. A frozen banana
30. A stick of cabana
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 16 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/16.gif?resize=550%2C308&ssl=1)
31. The rolling pin
32. The handle of a hammer
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 17 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/17.gif?resize=550%2C413&ssl=1)
33. A cheese stick
34. A microphone
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 18 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/18.gif?resize=550%2C308&ssl=1)
35. One of those long twirly lollipops
36. A rolled up newspaper
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 19 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/19.gif?resize=550%2C237&ssl=1)
37. Soap on a rope
38. A pair of tongs
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 20 | Stay at Home Mum.com.au](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/20.gif?resize=550%2C296&ssl=1)
39. Boost chocolate bar
40. The bed post
![40 Weirdest Things Our Readers Have Used To Masturbate Stay At Home Mum 40 Weirdest Things SAHM Readers Have Used to Masturbate | Stay At Home Mum](https://i0.wp.com/www.stayathomemum.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/40-Weirdest-Things-Pin.png?resize=480%2C1100&ssl=1)
What about you? What do you use?