13 Products To Buy For Your Vagina

We’ve been told to always take care of our vaginas, but some seem to have taken this advice to extreme measures.

We’ve told you about some procedures some women undertake to “fix” their vaginas such as vaginoplasty and vontouring, but there are really a lot more products for your vagina. Did you know you can also buy accessories and beauty products for your nether regions? Don’t give me that weird look – they really exist.

Here are 13 products for your vagina.

Some are awesome, some are funny, some are useful, and some are, well, just weird!

1. Vagina Undies

I’m not very certain about the practical uses of period panties, but they surely deliver the message that Aunt Flo is currently visiting.

On second thought, the website says they’re double-layered, so they might be useful after all. They also come in various designs.

2. Vagina Visor

If you can get over the funny visual image of your vagina wearing a visor, you may find this contraption useful.

The website says their vagina visors were invented to provide the sensitive nether regions during procedures such as hair removal and tanning.

That is if you can get over the fact that the website consistently calls the vagina “va j-j’s.” See excerpt below for proof:

“I was invented to protect a woman’s Va j-j”¦ that’s right to PROTECT WOMEN’S VA J-J’s. From what you ask? Well”¦from all the evils lurking about ready to pounce on women’s Va j-js all over the world. I will do whatever it takes to insure your Va j-j is protected and your modesty issues are “covered.”

3. Pubic Hair Colour

Apparently, it is not enough that your vagina is in perfect shape…

(please see vontouring); pubic hair must be fabulously in style, too! This is what this product is for – basically, it is colour for the hair down there. According to the website, we need the pubic hair dye to “match your hair above, cover gray or just for fun!”

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