1. Chester Draws
This is an homage to the Facebook Buy, Swap and Sell pages that you know and love. People are always selling “Chester Draws” on there. Some people might insist that they should actually be called a “Chest of Drawers” – but not me. “Chester Draws” adds that air of Buy, Swap, Sell authenticity. In fact, I have been thinking of making a Facebook troll account with the name Chester Draws for some time, but instead I will let you, dear reader, have it to name your sprogs.
2. Vanity Unit
What a pretty girl’s name! Vanity Unit will grow up to be a budding entertainer somewhere. In a gentleman’s club or on a reality TV show, perhaps. The sky is the limit for your budding creative with this unusual moniker.