BABY NAMES

30 Funny Baby Names We Can’t Believe Are Baby Names

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30 Funny Baby Names We Can’t Believe Are Baby Names

30 Funny Baby Names We Can’t Believe Are Baby Names

For wanting to be inventive in their bub’s baby names, sometimes, parents can go beyond creative to just plain crazy.

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funny baby names

Yes, you can name your baby whatever you want. But for some parents, this naming game is taken to a ridiculous level that will make you think, “Had they gone mad?”

(And we’re 100% sure, their babies will hate their names for the rest of their life. lol!)

Here at SAHM, we’ve got you the most trending, adorable, cute and funny baby names there is on the planet, but how about those baby names that didn’t quite make the cut? One of our Ask SAHM readers thought about this and asked our readers what’s the worst baby names they have ever heard — and the answers were out of this world!

So did your baby’s name made it to the list? If yes, well, at least it’s popular? Eeeekk! Well, don’t worry, all these is just for fun. Here goes!

1. Phelony

Not quite a felon…yet.

2. Voldemort

Might as well call him the baby who must not be named!

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3. Fanny

Funny with an A.

4. Banjo

This kid’s parents must’ve been downright music lovers.

5. Tydal-storm

Maybe the kid was born during a tidal wave and a storm?

6. Cviiilin (as in Caitlin, but the “ait” part is 8 in roman numerals)

Mathematicians to the core!

7. Abcd (ab-cee-dee)

So that this kid knows the alphabet “by heart”, mum and day say.

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8. Anzac (My daughter is friends with an Anzac)

Ooohhh…too morbid for a name…

9. Brogan

So…bogan!

10. Fortune (We called her ‘miss fortune’ in school)

Seems innocent…except when it’s for a baby girl…

11. Fairdinkum

Sounds like a fairy’s name to me — bet she knows Tinkerbell.

12. Uniqwa

At least it’s “unique”.

13. Lyric. Lyrical. (Brother and sister)

Mum and Dad are lyricists for sure.

14. Anakin (and his father’s name was Luke)

When the father becomes the son…

15. Delirious (for a girl)

We are actually “delirious” now.

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16. Talon (as in toenail)

For Mum and Dad, toenails are the best!

17. Aibhliin (pronounced Avaleen)

That poor little girl will be correcting the pronunciation of her name for the rest of her life. “Mum, Dad…Why???”

18. Lady bird

Someone took a shot at a hippie name and missed…badly

19. Chardonnay

This kid was probably “made” after a chardonnay…

20. Danger

Watch out!

21. Oshin

Like the sea…the “ocean”…

22. Spirit (for a boy)

Now, that’s the “spirit”

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23. Rocket

Well, have a “blast?”

24. Ashlynn (for a boy)

Of all the boy names in the world, Ashlynn, seriously?

25. Holiday Brightly

Cheers!

26. Smith Smithson

I wonder what Dad’s name is…

27. Jedi

“May the force be with him.”

28. Fury (named cos the mother was so angry she got pregnant)

Poor bub…

29. Atlas Neo Zen

Like I’m taken out of this world all of a sudden.

30. Nec-Angel (for a boy)

Yes, we know he’s an angel, but name him Angel? Oh boy…

What’s the funniest baby name have you ever heard?

Head over to Ask SAHM and share it with us!

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