30 Funny Baby Names We Can’t Believe Are Baby Names
For wanting to be inventive in their bub’s baby names, sometimes, parents can go beyond creative to just plain crazy.
Yes, you can name your baby whatever you want. But for some parents, this naming game is taken to a ridiculous level that will make you think, “Had they gone mad?”
(And we’re 100% sure, their babies will hate their names for the rest of their life. lol!)
Here at SAHM, we’ve got you the most trending, adorable, cute and funny baby names there is on the planet, but how about those baby names that didn’t quite make the cut? One of our Ask SAHM readers thought about this and asked our readers what’s the worst baby names they have ever heard — and the answers were out of this world!
So did your baby’s name made it to the list? If yes, well, at least it’s popular? Eeeekk! Well, don’t worry, all these is just for fun. Here goes!
1. Phelony
Not quite a felon…yet.
2. Voldemort
Might as well call him the baby who must not be named!
3. Fanny
Funny with an A.
4. Banjo
This kid’s parents must’ve been downright music lovers.
5. Tydal-storm
Maybe the kid was born during a tidal wave and a storm?
6. Cviiilin (as in Caitlin, but the “ait” part is 8 in roman numerals)
Mathematicians to the core!
7. Abcd (ab-cee-dee)
So that this kid knows the alphabet “by heart”, mum and day say.
8. Anzac (My daughter is friends with an Anzac)
Ooohhh…too morbid for a name…
9. Brogan
So…bogan!
10. Fortune (We called her ‘miss fortune’ in school)
Seems innocent…except when it’s for a baby girl…
11. Fairdinkum
Sounds like a fairy’s name to me — bet she knows Tinkerbell.
12. Uniqwa
At least it’s “unique”.
13. Lyric. Lyrical. (Brother and sister)
Mum and Dad are lyricists for sure.
14. Anakin (and his father’s name was Luke)
When the father becomes the son…
15. Delirious (for a girl)
We are actually “delirious” now.
16. Talon (as in toenail)
For Mum and Dad, toenails are the best!
17. Aibhliin (pronounced Avaleen)
That poor little girl will be correcting the pronunciation of her name for the rest of her life. “Mum, Dad…Why???”
18. Lady bird
Someone took a shot at a hippie name and missed…badly
19. Chardonnay
This kid was probably “made” after a chardonnay…
20. Danger
Watch out!
21. Oshin
Like the sea…the “ocean”…
22. Spirit (for a boy)
Now, that’s the “spirit”
23. Rocket
Well, have a “blast?”
24. Ashlynn (for a boy)
Of all the boy names in the world, Ashlynn, seriously?
25. Holiday Brightly
Cheers!
26. Smith Smithson
I wonder what Dad’s name is…
27. Jedi
“May the force be with him.”
28. Fury (named cos the mother was so angry she got pregnant)
Poor bub…
29. Atlas Neo Zen
Like I’m taken out of this world all of a sudden.
30. Nec-Angel (for a boy)
Yes, we know he’s an angel, but name him Angel? Oh boy…