Panic Buying Toilet Paper (Enough To Give You The Shits!)

It is all over social media, stores are selling out of shit tickets quicker than they can stock the shelves.

Honestly, I would not have believed it if I hadn’t seen it for myself.

Hysteria over the Coronavirus or COVID-19 (as the more pretentious call it) has reached a level that is frankly “pulp-able” (pun intended).

What is going on??? It’s so weird what people will buy in the face of a crisis. When floods and cyclones are on their way, it’s bread and milk (for milk sandwiches, of course….der!), but when there’s a major (non-gastro) virus circulating the world, everyone’s first thought is that they will run out of bog rolls. Am I missing something here? When you can go to your local Woolies and find the shelves bare over the fear of what? When you can’t even buy toilet paper it would be enough to give you the shits. From what I can tell, Coronavirus doesn’t even give you the Green Apple Scours anyway.

And there are alternatives……newspaper (do people even buy those anymore?), tissues, baby wipes, paper towels, leaves, sponges, cloth rags…..oh and our idea in the video below!!

Here’s what to do if you can’t get any of your usual 3-ply at the supermarket…..desperate measures for desperate times, people!!

Did you go and buy butt loads of dunny roll?

You can keep up to date on the detail of COVID19 HERE